barf bag.

I live across from a highschool and i also happen to be irrationally afraid of groups of anyone. even though im at least 7 years older than the kids at the school.

As some kids were yelling and walking towards me on my way home today i quickly scrambled to decide what i would say if they yelled at me, and decided on ‘GROW SOME PUBES’ and was pretty proud of myself.

though yell would probably be an overstating my actual response.