eatyourpaisley: twosillycorgis: Walking the dogs and a four year old pets them and says to me “when will they grow up” and I told him they are grown up. He then says “no when will they grow up like taller?” I laughed and told him they are as tall as they’ll get. He said “oh that’s sad” kja;lsdkfjlskdjsa aaahahahahhahahaha dying of cute laughing and crying because this is what children say...
so when the 16 year old swimmer from China swims incredibly fast shes definitely doping because how could a GIRL do THAT??! and even if the test says she didnt take anything, maybe they will be able to detect some super secret performance enhancing drug she took when they have the technology in 8 years. but when white male athletes break world records its all good. no mention of doping. or if...
my favourite movie is baseketball.
partner puts on movie me: oh, reservoir dogs! yeahhh i got it off the first frame of the movie! partner: no response. me: come on, i dont even care about movies and i got that in 2 seconds! give me something for that! come onnn!! yeahhh! partner: no response. me 10 minutes later: oh wait, its pulp fiction. guess that celebration i did earlier was pretty embarassing.
tonight ada came over and we made white wine sangria with lychee nuts and drank it outside (MMM) and wore dresses. my dress is basically a mumu that i wore a belt with. now everyone is gone and i have taken off the belt, therefore mumu is in full effect. and lychees look sort of like chapped balls.
eatyourpaisley asked: to be fair i'm actually really surprised that your shower ISN'T small size.
lament for a shower curtain liner
whyyy do shower curtain liners come in different sizes? why did i think my shower was the ‘small size’? a savings of 2 dollars clouded my judgement. why did i tear open the package like an animal? negating my ability to exchange this ill fitting curtain…
Today as i was leaving work a tiny fly flew up my nose. I wasn’t sure if i got it out after sneezing/blowing. My sinuses tickled as i was looking for shower curtains. Then on the bus home i coughed and the little black fly was in my mouth. Mystery solved — closure achieved.