Walking the dogs and a four year old pets them and says to me “when will they grow up” and I told him they are grown up. He then says “no when will they grow up like taller?” I laughed and told him they are as tall as they’ll get. He said “oh that’s sad”
kja;lsdkfjlskdjsa aaahahahahhahahaha dying of cute
laughing and crying because this is what children say to their parents about me.
so when the 16 year old swimmer from China swims incredibly fast shes definitely doping because how could a GIRL do THAT??! and even if the test says she didnt take anything, maybe they will be able to detect some super secret performance enhancing drug she took when they have the technology in 8 years.
but when white male athletes break world records its all good. no mention of doping. or if they are, they’re kind of allowed, right?
tonight ada came over and we made white wine sangria with lychee nuts and drank it outside (MMM) and wore dresses. my dress is basically a mumu that i wore a belt with. now everyone is gone and i have taken off the belt, therefore mumu is in full effect. and lychees look sort of like chapped balls.