December 2011
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2011
i never do this. but 2011 was alright. full of a couple stereotypical milestones.
i rang in 2011 surrounded by friends, but cant really remember where. i was in the midst of Christmas/moving back to the mainland (again) so it was all a blur.
in January i started as a co-op job in the lab, in hopes to finish off my undergrad degree. that took up 8 months of my life. learning how to be a...
sometimes i just sit and think about how much i...
amen sister. i made a sweet guac with the 1.5 avocados, peppers and a half dried lime that survived in the fridge while i was at home for christmas.
i just puked on a plane and no one noticed. my parents got me a trip over to the island on a small 12ish person sea plane. the ride was really bumpy. luckily it was only 45 minutes long but i spent 20 minutes trying not to puke, 5 puking into my shirt, and 20 trying not to puke/let anyone smell the puke. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
damn our coast is beautiful though.
regret everything: cosmo tip #113 →
eatyourpaisley:
expertcosmotips:
This holiday season, instead of going around the house singing Christmas Carols, replace any mention of ‘Santa’ or ‘Christmas’ with ‘vagina’. Your man will be super turned on when you sing ‘My Vagina Is Coming To Town’.
ave vagina? all i want for christmas is my two…vaginas?
BLUE VAGINA
VAGINA TIME IS HERE
GOOD KING VAGINA
I SAW MOMMY KISSING VAGINA oh...
regret everything: NIGHTMARES. →
eatyourpaisley:
i have nightmares almost every night. really scary, vivid nightmares. a lot of the time i wake up in the nightmares over and over again, and i think that i’m finally awake and it will stop, but it doesn’t. sometimes when i finally wake up for real i’m scared that i’m not really awake and that the…
dont eat bananas or chocolate before bed. okay the banana thing is surely...
somekindofstranger asked: I see that you are a friend of Rachel's, and I'm a friend of Rachel's, and I thought maybe I could add you. I hope that's ok - is it ok?? :D
“Whenever anyone has called me a bitch, I have taken it as a compliment. To me, a...”
– —Margaret Cho (via chrystinetea)
I always really hated being called a bitch. i used to get into arguments about it. i still do. maybe its because i felt like i was never being a ‘bitch’. i wasnt being mean or malicious. i was just voicing my opinion or standing up for myself or grumpy...
