24 5 / 2013
addicted to sending ppl pictures of my butt. like stealthy ones. talk to me like 3 times and get a butt pic FREE. “now ill have dreams of your butt and angela lansbury” okay smooth response… maybe not worth it.
24 5 / 2013
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
i am hysterical
(Source: gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit)
24 5 / 2013
Wish i knew how to put a vine on here.
Had dinner with my DADDD. and talked about all kinds of good things. we are the same person. we ordered exactly the same thing at Bandidas (lovely wonderful vegetarian burrito place). then we each had 3 beers and it was great.
On my bike ride home a guy on a bike cut me off, and i happened to be going the same way as him. I caught up to him, and he kept looking back wondering who i was (oh yes just a tiny girl on a bike stalking you). at every light he wouldnt wait for it to change he would just cut through traffic (i always wait after i press the button on HELLA BUSY streets). and still even though i waited i would catch up to him ahhwghwhgahaha.
THIS JUST IN, HUGE MAN ON MOUNTAIN BIKE AFRAID OF TINY GIRL STALKING HIM WHILE BIKING HOME THURSDAY NIGHT, COULD HEAR HER HUMMING BEYONCE SONGS.
21 5 / 2013
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
(via digitalcable)
