31 7 / 2014

eatyourpaisley:

i call every dude who wears a tank top “phillip tank top” and i can’t remember why but i’m never going to stop

30 7 / 2014

davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

(via eatyourpaisley)

30 7 / 2014

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via wellaintthatgreat)

29 7 / 2014

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

Wow.

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

Wow.

(via insecurelobster)

29 7 / 2014

arabellesicardi:

horrorproportions:

What’s this from?

Have u never witnessed the glory of Dancing on My Own???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Watch every Robyn video immediately good god

(Source: foxxycleopatra, via fledderpot)

29 7 / 2014

katelinbrooke:

Sister’s pregnant friend: “Hey, can you burn me a copy of this CD? Brandon is going to be born to it.”
Me: “It would be an honor.”

katelinbrooke:

Sister’s pregnant friend: “Hey, can you burn me a copy of this CD? Brandon is going to be born to it.”

Me: “It would be an honor.”

(via katelinbrooke)

28 7 / 2014

teenage me might be disappointed that im in a relationship with someone named Justin. i always pictured myself with a Kalen or Trent or Galen or some other nu metal band member.

28 7 / 2014

so like i just got my masters and it was hard and science is fun and to celebrate we went camping.

while camping, justin and his parents tried to teach me how to play cribbage and i was so tired and they were so fast and holy shit thats a tricky game.

ill admit i was mostly distracted bc justin’s mom kept saying pegging and dont forget to peg and i had no idea that cribbage was so kinky.

28 7 / 2014

digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

(Source: dorrismccomics, via princesspugsly)

28 7 / 2014

colinquinn:

this is  nice

colinquinn:

this is  nice

(Source: palmandlaser)